saw on 's page...




Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Kim needs some Guinea pigs
-... but they are smelly...

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Kim looks like an adult-sized Cupid of an indiscernible gender and walks like a tree
- there was one about looking like a "pissed 8 year old" ^^

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Kim says beau Reggie is the one for her
- reggie... ???

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: It looks like Lil Kim wants the lighter and whiter Michael Jackson look
-... oh god.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: How much Gerald loves Kim Does he really serious in courting Kim? kim is my aunt shes awsome!!!!!!!
- WTF!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "kim hates everything worth loving!"
- hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A:Kim Asks EU to Help Defuse Nuke Crisis
- wheeeeeeeeeee!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A:Kim Goes Attack Dog
- ummmmmm.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A:Kim Likes says:. "Bren, I would never barff in your urn!!!! "
-wtf?

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A:my friend kim tries to eat chicken skin but its too windy.
-wtf? again...

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: breaking news laura kim wears flip flops
-what kind of freakin breaking news is that?!

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A:Kim was arrested for burglary at George Fox College by Newberg Police May 13 on a search warrant that found more than 1000 items...
-there was another one about public intoxication...